STRIPPING THE WANKERY OUT OF BUSINESS SINCE 2014.
You’re amazing at what you do. I make the business part work.
Your business doesn’t match your brilliance? Let’s change that.
Designer, dog trainer, or data whisperer—if your offer’s messy, or your message is murky—you’re leaking leads.
I’ll help you fix it. Clean. Fast. No fucking around.
⬇Three ways to sharpen your strategy
🙌 QUICK WINS
Show me where the leaks are
Impact Snapshot
$499 | Brand Messaging Audit
15 minute walkthrough video
Delivered in 48 hrs
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I’ll ‘shop your website’ and walk you through exactly where your site is losing attention, trust, and money—and what to change so people stay, click, and convert.
❇️ For when something’s off, but you can’t quite name it.
Consult the Conversion Surgeon
“OMFG INCREDIBLE!
It’s SO VALUABLE, I can’t even wait to start making the changes.”
🧭 RECALIBRATE
Get me back on track
Deep Dive Dx
$1997 | Strategic Reset
~2 hour consultation & diagnostic
Step by step plan, 2 wks support
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A 2-hour strategy sprint that gives your business structure, focus, and a plan you can run with. Offers clarified. Messaging sharpened. Pricing realigned.
📘 For founders who can move fast once they see where they’re going.
Call in the Clarity Technician
“BEST THING EVER FOR MY BIZ!
A bespoke recipe for success of my business, no more mental load.”
🤑 GO BIG OR GO HOME
Activate the profit portal
Full Noise
$10,000 | Shape Your Next Phase
Strategic partnership - at speed
*Apply to bring in a second brain
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We’ll design your scaling strategy, leverage what’s working, and double-down on your success. To amplify your results *but not your workload.
🔸 For ballers going all-in on their next power moves.
Bring in your Profit Strategist
“Working with Kate gave us the clarity, strategy, and belief to dream even bigger—then ACT ON IT.”
✨You’re brilliant at what you do
—whether that’s formulating lotions and potions, designing killer visuals, or teaching humans how to unlearn their bullshit.
But when it comes to packaging your offers, pricing, or selling that brilliance? Eeeeh…
Don’t worry, that’s why I’m the business plug-in. To help you structure what you’ve built, say what you mean, and make your business work, (without burning you out).
Growing your business shouldn’t be a grind
You can hustle and grind yourself to your grave, or you can take the nearest off-ramp from hustle highway and find ease and flow
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I’m Kate – and I get it
You don’t need another dryballs business course, 57-part funnel training, or pep talk from some hype-bro.
You need someone who can listen, understand what you’re working with, and help you shape a strategy that makes sense and works — fast.
That’s what I do.
I’m a Strategic Diagnostician for high-functioning founders who've outgrown their previous stage of business. It still works, but they know they’re leaving money on the table.
I strip away the noise, spot the leaks, and show you exactly what to tweak, keep, or ditch.
That’s it.
Just clear diagnosis and actionable strategy that gets you where you want to go AND fits how you actually think and work.
BECAUSE CLARITY IS THE MOTHER OF MOMENTUM
Optimise and streamline your business
crystal clear
messaging
streamlined
workflow
compelling
content
maximised
profit
more
dogtime
enjoyable
growth
Your vision, our mission
Work smarter, play to your strengths, and turn those epic ideas into reality. Ditch the baggage - let's lighten your load and find the quickest route to success.
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Write your own happy ending
—no knights required
MY CLIENTS HAVE…
🥇 WON awards, secured book deals, and built vibrant communities
🌏 EXPANDED into international markets, got their products on store shelves and featured in glossy magazines
💰 TRANSFORMED their business into a 3-day week *while increasing their income
📘 LAUNCHED new brands with crystal clear positioning from day one
🗣️ ENJOY being invited as experts (instead of wishing and chasing)
💸 RAISED their prices—kept their clients and attracted new ones
🤝 RECLAIMED time and sanity while increasing monthly revenue
🧱 ADDED revenue streams that leverage previous work (not time)
🎯 FOUND the message that lands (so now leads actually convert)
👢 QUIT unfulfilling, inflexible jobs (then contracted back to that same company, except on their own terms, *tripling their pay!!!💥
What do you want? Let’s write YOUR success story next…
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Private 1-1 business consulting to help you
Ask the right questions, prioritize the right projects, attract the right people, and nail your profit.
(and maybe even wrestle your brain weasels into line!)